Blog Notice 2

The former manager of this blog, Lawrance, would like to inform readers that his recent family crisis is over and a solution is close at hand. In coalition with this favorable news, the management of this blog will be returned to him.

Lawrance would like to express his gratitude for the tremendous and tiring effort of the Acting Manager Kevin and Kevan for managing the blog during Lawrance's absence. He would also like to sincerely thank readers for their unwavering support and care during his time of direness.

Most importantly, Lawrance would like to express his upmost gratitude and appreciation for the P'ng family of the Twin (happens to be co-owner of this blog), the Lim family of Doreen Lim Jing Wen and the Siah family of Siah Tze Tyng for their immeasurable and invaluable assistance to Lawrance's family.

Lastly, there is a petty credit worth mentioning awarded to Gabriel Goh for keeping the tagboard interesting.

Once again, Lawrance also usher readers to urge Kevin or Kevan to post on the blog instead of indulging in the activity of playing Plant Versus Zombie around the clock or on the computer.

ZhuZhu8th

Blog Notice

From the prime manager of the blog,

Due to an unexpected series of unfortunate events, a crisis has taken its toll on the my family. It turns out my parents are seperating and divorce is a path of possibility.

Under this circumstance, I regretfully announce that I am not in a capable condition to provide updates in this blog. Therefore, the management of this blog is hereby transferred to the Innocent and TacTics.

Readers are informed not to worry for the FORMER manager of this blog.

The prime manager of this blog, ZhuZhu8th (yes that's me xP)

Flatworm

I almost forgot it's my turn to update and not Kevin's. Hehehe. Anyway, Physics paper 22 was this morning; 7 questions to be conquered in 1 hour time. That means maximum 8 minutes per question on average if one even hope to have a chance of checking. After paper 1, we weren't surprised that the aftermath of this paper was a gloomy one. Yet as the saying goes, "there are always people worse than us," of which the PU-2s proved it right by marching into their paper 5 while the rest of us tend the wounds and prepare for the onslaught of Bio tomorrow.

Teacher Juraidah told me, "when students are left alone for 1 month before exam, their grades usually drop by 1 level." It is my most desperate wish right now that she is wrong. Now my first instinct is to type 'I wonder if the others revised,' but I quickly realized that's unnecessary. For those who did the past year, AREN'T THE FLATWORM FROM LAST YEAR REALLY CUTE xP

Of course I had my share of revision too. I gamed throughout the afternoon, read up on Baroque musical era in the evening, then played Secret for Gabriel after dinner. Then I did 2 past years =) and yea that's how I found the flatworm and 3-toes sloth (NO IT'S NOT A MONSTER. It's vegetarian!).

I hope tomorrow pass in the fastest, smoothest and easiest way possible. After that it's 50% freedom. Lucky Shien doesn't take Chem, so his freedom is secured by next noon.

Ok I am off to finish the last past year for tonight. And Kevin, it's your turn now xP



ZhuZhu8th

Stress and Force/Area

Thanks to Lawrence, I'm here writing with no inspiration whatsoever, knock knock... empty in here... okay...okay... Can't sleep yesterday [must be the jasmine tea shouldn't have drunk it- Kevin and his bright ideas =)].If I'm not mistaken , I slept close to 6a.m. If you ask Kevin that would be a different story...

Before we slept, my sister came to us asking what's the hardest thing in the human body? My first reaction was of course the enamel, but come to think of it, I thought otherwise. You never heard people say stoned-enameled or iron enamel, right? :D

This afternoon, we had our Physics Multiple Choice Question exam. It was soon over and everybody came out smiling and laughing... at their demise. I guessed when you're not the only ones coming out with holes on your body, it's a good thing(Misery does love company).For my thought, it was by far the most challenging MCQ paper so far.[Let me tell you, 'cannot do one','不能做的' **shake head**.Or is it just me?(please stop nodding Kevin, my heart won't be able to take it anymore)

Sometimes when I try to probe into what's actually happening in my brain, I always get that 2 cherries and a stick idea.(Wonder where it came from). I supposed that's what you're thinking when you're hungry...

TacTics

Unstress

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engineers: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. Engineers: Evidence removed.

Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud. Engineers: DME volume set to more believable level.

Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. Engineers: That's what friction locks are for.

Pilot: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. Engineers: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield. Engineers: Suspect you're right.

Pilot: Number 3 engine missing. Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Pilot: Aircraft handles funny. Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Pilot: Target radar hums. Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilot: Mouse in cockpit. Engineers: Cat installed.

ZhuZhu8th

Irony

I bet I could quit gambling.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

It's not my fault I don't take responsibility for my actions.

As I said before, I'll only say this once.

This statement is false.

Don't you hate rhetorical questions?

God, I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!

Sorry, I totally forgot about the Amnesia Conference!

The random numbers selection is too important to be left to chance.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Never believe generalisations.

Avoid alliterations always.

Thank God I'm an atheist.

Just say NO to negativity

ZhuZhu8th

Solution S3 contains low concentration of reducing sugar.

Readers are to be informed that unlike TacTics and Innocent, most people are untrained in the art of additive tolerance. It is therefore unpractical to compare this amateur ability of ours with their polished godlike power to take massive punishment from 'approved food chemicals'. Nevertheless, the colours of our hair do not matter. Why? Because every Z-class student possess enough intelligence to be capable of concealing their hair by immersing it in Solution S1 then stain it blue-black with iodine solution =)

On the other hand, Innocent and TacTics, in case you did not notice, our copyright protection statement has been included in the column to the left, so rementioning it in posts is unnecessary. Oh and, please do upkeep the professional image of Buy-2-Free-1 by adopting a habit of using correct, sophisticated, insensible and nonsensical vocabularies and languages when posting. Readers and non-readers alike are hugely encouraged to type a commentary of each post in the tagboard.

Another blogging tip: Shall the need (or otherwise) to input Chinese characters arises, do utilize the tool provided by following this link. It is a web-based tool outputs Chinese character using the Pin Yin system.



ZhuZhu8th

Better Late Then Never 1

What's with the oath again? We dont seem to remember in making an oath... must have forgotten to take our medicine..."two doses of 2 cubic cm morphine" + " Atenolol v3.0"... now seriously Kevin... did we go to court just now? I didnt admit guilty, did I??

Bio prac, let us come out with an explanation, shall we? They were rushing home from their 4- hours of inevitable boredom, insignificant time wasting with stone-age technology/ cards* and mad teachers staring straight at you with no reasons whatsoever * their minds thinking that you're going to pull off a feat to cheat with your eyes close*. Teachers...waiting...waiting for that day to come...the day when the smart students make a dramatic change in their life while the weaker students play safe for once. See, Perfect question ask for perfect answers and eureka... You Have It - Provided by twins

Wow, Pop mie is really a brain food... and i plucked off almost all my hairs doing it, it's countable...thought mine was worse... you should see what happen to lawrence!!... I was just happy the bio bench is black. hahaha. For those with brown hair, i reall...really feel deeply sorry for him...

Stories Have been reedited to make them much more entertaining - @copyright reserved, violaters might be prosecuted under the 'Twin's Law of No Re-editing', Section 2a Page 45691, to be continued...

Welcome to the twin's world of unimaginable neverland and everland :-

Independence day in 17 days

Bio pracs

It's bio pracs today and we had fun (really fun). Quarantine starts at 9.30am and last till almost 1pm, so it's kinda 3.5 hours imprisonment. So for lunch, we had pop mees, courtesy of Teacher Adeline Sung... forgot le... Sung something lah hehehe

That's us with our pop mees. Don't be fooled by Twin and Meng Wee. They had their shares long before us.

That's us with our pop mees... plus Afiq. His lunch = pop mee fork.

Miss Adeline Sung is fair and unprejudiced. She's obviously not race discriminating

We had korean pop mees (promoted to us by Rachel) and then.. mini butter cheese buns from Mum's. The quarantine teachers won't let me touch my phone, which was a good thing, 'cause I then promptly made one of them the camerawoman xP

Time flies fast and soon bio pracs was over, but I do noticed we all did not immediately discussed about it after we left the lab. And I know why. Unlike other subjects, A-Level Subsidiary Biology is a subject where you could come out feeling it's the easiest paper you have ever sat for, but still ended up with a B or C when the result is out. So no one came out shouting "The answer to question X is Y right?" knowing that his/her answer is correct and are just trying to make people confirm with the answer while feeling how smart he/she is.

On the other hand, twin vowed to make their first post today afternoon but apparently, like usual, the oath was broken, again. =)