Lawrance the Wannabe-Wise

I couldn't sleep and my thought was on Facebook wondering how do some people come up with some nice quotes for their statuses, so I decided to give it a try:

If you truly love her then let her lives happily, and live happily yourself because if she loves you, that's the way she would want it to be.

That's it! Not bad for a first-timer huh ;-D That's why I put it both on Facebook and here.



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Spaniards Spanish Sepanyol!!!!!

Woooooo Iniesta's moment at the last minutes!!! Thanks to him there's no need to drag into penalties =D so the winner of FIFA World Cup South Africa 2010 is SPAIN!!!! =DDDDDDDD

Loser Singaporean parrot got it wrong xD Now we can have BBQ parrot wings :-) Goodbye Holland!!!! Now I can get some sleep~~~~ so CONGRATS TO SPAINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

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Crazy Answers to Crazy Thoughts #1

Here are some weird answers to to answer the previous post -

(Be warned! This post was typed at the peak of today's most boring moment. Super duper hyper mega long essay alert! And, for the curious and knowledge-starved, watch the time. Don't spend too long here!!!)

First of all, let me introduce the process of commercial flavour creation. Most food and beverage companies do not manufacture their own flavourings. Instead, they employ the services of professional flavourist from flavour companies. It is a flavourist's job to combine extensive knowledge of the chemical palette with artistic creativity to develop distinctive flavours.

The client company will attempt to communicate exactly what type of flavor they seek, in what application it will be used, and any special requirements (e.g., must not be of animal origins, maybe because the target consumer group consists of my mum and Zhi). The communication barrier can be quite difficult to overcome since most people aren't experienced at describing flavors (even as an A level student, the only technical smell term I can easily employ is... pungent). The flavorist will use his or her knowledge of the available chemical ingredients to create a formula and compound it on an electronic balance. The flavor will then be submitted to the client for testing.

The flavor company may conduct sensory taste tests to test consumer acceptance of a flavor before it is sent to the client or to further investigate the "sensory space." This means that the favourist will make a variety of 'grape flavours' and do a survey on 'which one do you think taste and smell most like grapes?' In fact, in the 20th Century, Cadbury sent out boxes of experimental chocolates to schools throughout the Great Britain weekly to conduct such surveys. That said, it's not the flavour-maker's fault that the grape flavour doesn't have the smell you believe it should have. Rather, it's you, as a consumer, whose mistake is just accepting it as grape flavour just because they said so.

Now for the next question, one should be reminded that the word 'virgin' is derived from the Latin 'virgo', meaning 'woman inexperienced in sex'. Coincidentally, it is also my Zodiac sign, but that's not important. More important is this question: If a lesbian is 40 years old and had had sex another woman for like, 50 times in her life, are you going to say "she's a virgin', or translated "she's a woman inexperienced in sex"? Also, virginity is usually evidenced by an intact hymen. This membrane is stretched and sometimes torn when a woman had her first vaginal penetration, whether by a man or by a... dildo? I feel weird saying all these. Anyway, varying due to personal opinions too, the answer is biased toward negative based on the information I provided. However, it is not limited to those as for example, religious views heavily influence such decision making, not to mention certain religions classify homosexuality as an uncondonable act of evil!

This is all for now. I think I will 2 questions at a time. Meanwhile, I believe I have the need to do a little bit of research on the New York Texas driving license thing. I am not familiar with how things work over there.

Pardon me for the long essay. Ray George would be proud of me. While he's sun-bathing and enjoying his suite in Australia, I am practicing for GP here!!! Goodbye for now!

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Crazy Thoughts

Here are some weird question you might want to answer -

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

Can you daydream at night?

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

Can animals commit suicide?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Have a nice day =D

Anyway, the answer to the last part of the question - You will have to wish that the endangered plant isnt poisonous =D

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Not LAME JOKES

Just another joke to start your day with a laugh, and no more lame jokes please...like what Lawrence have said and said again...lame is so last year...hope you guys enjoy what's below this...though I'm not much into cars...this will do for now( it has to do for now...what else can I do...hehe..)

Why Microsoft shouldn't make cars

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments/General Motors issued a press release stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would accept this, restart, and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart;
in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought 'Car95' or 'CarNT.' Then you would have to buy
more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that's powered by the sun, more reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.

7. The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single 'general car fault' warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same butt size.

9. The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps, even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine.

Like the last line, I would like to shut down my engine now...it's the bed for me...the soft santuary is inviting me to lay on it already...bye bye people...catch you guys next time.

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What happens when one get jobless

Hey there! So being jobless which I coincidentally always am, I decided to post some update about life, and what could be more interesting than our favorite twin: Co-owners of this blog: KK Twin! Similarly coincidentally, my phone is always in my hand so I managed to take a picture that strongly illustrate the sweetness of their loving brotherhood. =D

Another agenda on this post is to show off my mania. And to Meng Wee, apparently the condition maniacs are suffering from is 'mania', not 'maniacness'. Pardon my poor vocabulary and hantamful language. When one as lifeless, jobless and geeky as me, one computer just cannot satisfy his insatiable hunger for technology. Who in this world would need 2 computers, 4 cursor-controllers and 3 keyboards to game? Well Mr. Who doesn't need it. Lawrance do.

I am never good at ending a post properly. In fact, most of the time I got some idea for the next post, I started typing, and halfway through I lost interest and can't wait to click the 'PUBLISH POST' button. In fact, the fact I stated in the last sentence was wrong. The factual fact is, it happens every time. Including this time. Tata!

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U.S Navy visits MSPSBS

2 weeks ago crews of a US Navy ship visit MSPSBS to give a concert. I can't help but notice the typical Bruneian food for their 'refreshment'. This is probably a conversation that took place during the refreshment.

Navy: I know what this is! I saw this on TV before! It's called Fried Springroll!

Malay teacher: No no no! Wrong! That is POPIA!



Have a nice day! =D


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Meng Wee's credit

Here's a short riddle for everyone:

Yesterday, Wen Zhi said he has phone credits worth $5.00. Meng Wee then said he has 10 times more than Wen Zhi. How much phone credits does Meng Wee have? Let me answer this for you: $55.00.

Today, Wen Zhi said he has phone credits worth -$5.00 (negative five dollars). Meng Wee then said he has 10 times more than Wen Zhi. How much phone credits does Meng Wee have? Answer this yourself.

(The answer is not -$55.00. As Meng Wee has 'more credits' than Wen Zhi, Meng Wee's credits should at least be -$4.99.)




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Conscious with Unconscious

What comes into mind when you were given the word conscious and unconscious? I guess it's an easy question and answer.

What comes into mind when I ask what is the correlation between conscious and unconscious? It's an everyday life query that people are usually oblivious of.

Sometimes you would encounter a state of mind where this two matter conflicts each other or go along with each other. Based on my understanding, this is how it goes...

Example 1: Someone who had an education being offered a cigarette would definitely say no... but what would his other part of mind have to say: hey cant you at least give this DEADLY drug a chance? Next second you know it, smoky grey clouds filled the air and your life belongs to the tobacco industry from then onwards.

Example 2: This is the part I told you about your favourite food; sushi!! (Wait... that's my favourite food). The 1st time when your tongue comes in contact with this delightful sensation, you'll experienced 'heaven' and this memory would be placed with the door next to love. The next time when you step outside a Japanese restaurant, your saliva would flood the whole stretch of roads. Though you may not recall any past images, subconsciously you will relate this with the 'heaven' you come across in your earlier age.

In contraire, there would be the bad experience known as trauma. If you swallow some pills and some get caught in your respiratory pipeline, choking would be inevitable. Even if you survive, you most probably ended up having nightmares. This kind of phobia can only be overcome by yourself but friends would always be helpful and some may be drive by their personal partners to rid this evil that haunts you timelessly.

Example 3: This is the 'objects relations' theory i'm going to talk about. This is much less concerned about struggles between parts of mind, and much more concerned about how people understand and represent their relationship with other people. The "objects" in this case are representation of people. This is how you experienced and remember when a particular action is done by others.

A clear example of this would be the 2nd love relationship you're having. Experts say that couples would usually recreate the normal feeling they experience in their 1st. This is the reason why some are unable to start a new relationship when they had the worst outcome of their 1st unless those relationships can be created in some fashion that neglect this dynamics.

So this sums it up the topic I shared today.

Innocent

Lawrance - Hurt

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Back in the game

Hi there! Yea long hiatus huh.. Well the last thing I remember was Kevin and Kevan telling me one of them is next in turn to update, and I guess this is his update: emptiness. Anyway, nothing much, just a tool to swear if you need to but the circumstance forbids so. Here goes the best method: by singing.

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HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! :D

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! xD

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! HUAT AH!!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!

You got one of em? Well to those on msn who have received my wishes, you are spammed!!! Actually I copied pasted one of the messages randomly for each person onlining on my msn list =P No harm done! The sincerity is still there. Just less effort xP

ANYWAY, this is it! It's 初一 and it's

So here I wish you all:

Reporting from Subok, I am proud and pleased to say that the First Hour was marked by 四面楚敋 of fireworks in the sky. The bombardment results in the smell of the powder in the air!!! Well I guess with incoming of a Tiger year, this is the kinda of fun we ought to enjoy!

I wish everyone a great Tiger year! Depending on your agenda, choose from the following:

1) Gong xi fa cai

2) Bu bu gao sheng

3) Shen ti an kang

4) Ma dao cheng gong

5) Ji xiang ru yi

6) Sheng yi xing long

7) Cai yuan guang jin

8) Er sun man tang

8 main ones and there are all wishes from me. Just pick those you want =D Kinda like a wishes buffet.

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N00b Award: Most Imba Technical Hero

I am proud to present this N00b Award for Most Imba Technical Hero. In nomination is Pudge, Mirana and Goblin Techies. The winner is decided by a 1-man poll. Voted as the winner, let us first look at the hero's profile:

Hero Introduction

The Priestess of the Moon is known for her deadly Arrow, which while difficult to land, will stun a target longer when fired from further away. She can send Stars down upon enemies around her to deal damage, and land an additional Starfall to one target at her feet. Mirana can also Leap small distances to escape or chase, and when she touches down, allies in the area are enchanted with movement speed. Her ultimate Moonlight Shadow enables her to briefly render her entire team invisible, for a group surprise attack or retreat. While always hard to catch, Mirana is most deadly and feared when keeping her own prey from fleeing.

Background Story

A matriarch and high priestess of Elune's blessed order, Mirana Nightshade serves as a light in darkness for the front line of the Sentinel ranks, raining arrows and falling stars alike upon the shambling undead masses of the Undead Scourge, while her very presence is said to be so holy that it melts away the fatigue of nearby allies, giving them greater haste on the battlefield. In times of need however, she can fade herself and others around her into the safety of invisibility, making her a potent supporter matched by few.

Statistics

• Affiliation:Sentinel
• Attack Animation:0.3 / 0.7
• Damage:38 - 49
• Casting Animation:0.5 / 0.83
• Armor:1.9
• Base Attack Time:1.7
• Movespeed:300
• Missile Speed:900
• Attack Range:600
• Sight Range:1800 / 1200

As you all already know by now, the winner of the Most Imba Technical Hero N00b Award goes to our one and only:

Priestess of the Moon - Mirana Nightshade

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The ULTIMATE Songs Quiz

With each question is a series of drawings which represent part of a song's lyric, and the artist of the song. Do not guess the name of the song. Rather, guess the lyric verse itself.

Innovation of Kevin, creation of Lawrance, additions from Rachel and Zhi.

Answers will be posted here periodically ONE BY ONE.

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Warning: If you have a car license and a girlfriend

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. ''They'll never catch me,'' he thought to himself and opened her up further.

The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. ''What in hell am I doing?'' he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. ''I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!'' he said.

''Last week my wife ran off with a cop,'' the man said, ''and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!''

''Have a nice night,'' said the officer.

For those speeding, I bet they would know to do after this post...

Women's English (translated)

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later

Men out there...Watch out for these cues...

Thank you very much, these are all for today.=)

TacTics

Randomizer - The Boredom Killer

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Things actually said by real life person

"When I Die, I Want To Die Like My Grandfather Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep. Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In His Car."

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery

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Upstairs with Uncle Paul

"Hello?"

"Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.

She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 2-791469?"

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Golf

Bob and Joe were out golfing one day. At the hole in front of them there were two women who were moving slowly and taking a very long time. Bob told Joe to go tell the ladies to hurry up.

Joe started to walk over to the women, but then quickly turned around and walked back.

"I can't go over there," said Joe.

"Well, why not?" asked Bob

"Well, one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress," replied Joe.

"Fine, I'll go" and Bob walked towards the women.

Bob returned with a very weird look on his face, "small world."

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Children are the future of the World

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.

While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses .......until they stop running.

2. Strike while the .............................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before ......Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of ............termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ........how?

6. Don't bite the hand that .................looks dirty.

7. No news is ..........................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a ............Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..............stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust .............. me.

12. The pen is mightier than the ................... pigs.

13. An idle mind is .............the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution.

15. Happy the bride who ............gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ......................not much.

17. Two's company, three's .............. the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ...........you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ............Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ...............spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed .........get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you .......see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind .... get out of the way.

And the WINNER and the last one...

25. Better late than .............pregnant!

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Bra Education for the Guys #1 =)

A man walked into the ladies department of Hua Ho and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,

"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable." Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded,

"It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."

Bra Education for the Guys #2 xD

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there... {C} Can't Complain!... {D} Dang!... {DD} Double dang!... {E} Enormous!... {F} Fake... {G} Get a Reduction... {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...

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That's about everything for now. Goodnight!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

(Yea I know this post is 2 days late. xP Well it's supposed to be Kevin's job and he never bother, so it's me again!!! ^^)

There was some pictures taken at 00:00hr 01-01-2010 in Teacher Adeline's camera, but she never upload.

On the other hand:

♫ WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪

♫ WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪

♫ WE WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪

♫ AND A PROSPEROUS YEARRR~~!!! ♪

祝大家

新年快乐

恭喜发财

步步高升

身体安康

生意兴隆

马到成功

My new year resolutions:

1) Do homework

2) FINISH classwork

3) Cut down on gaming

4) Take proper care of my voice

5) Sing better

6) Go to bed earlier

7) Spend less $$$

8) Eat more balanced diet

9) Cycle whenever possible

10) Make sure Kevin isn't irresponsible in blog-updating

11) Finish the on-going map-making project

12) Stop taking pride in sleeping late and gaming everyday

13) Reduce daily screen-staring duration SIGNIFICANTLY

14) Maintain short-sightedness degree

15) Put this year's resolutions into action

16) Ensure the success of this year's resolutions.

Oh also, GOODBYE ANNA AND OLIPOP!!! TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELVES IN U.K!!!

Then another matter is...

SCHOOL'S OPENING IN 24 HOURS!!! T.T

My New Year wish is to stay young forever. PETER PAN!!! xD

It's Mr. RAY GEORGE for GP this year. Oh that's not the bad news. The TRUE bad news is, he's class registration teacher! So yea, have fun, 2Z! xP

As for now, I am waiting for my brother to bring back his brand new laptop. Nyehhehhehheh~~~

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